Nonsense Concentrated All Purpose Cleaner

How long does it take to process my order?

Standard Delivery
We aim to process all standard delivery orders within 48 hours. This excludes weekends and bank holidays.

Next Day Delivery
We aim to process all next day delivery orders placed before 12pm on the same day.

How will my item be shipped and when will it arrive?

If your order weighs less than 2kg, it will usually be sent via Royal Mail. If your order weighs more than 2kg, it will usually be sent via DPD.

What are the different shipping options?

UK Deliveries

Free Delivery over £40.00
2 to 3 working days
£0.00

Next Working Day
Orders placed before 12pm
£6.95

Standard Delivery via Royal Mail 48 Tracked
2 to 3 working days
£3.95

European Deliveries

Unfortunately, we do not offer international shipping at this time.

Nonsense is a colourless, odourless, and residue-free all-purpose cleaner that removes dirt and stains from almost any surface without leaving behind unwanted chemicals.

Why Use Nonsense?

• Streamline your cleaning routine
• Gently cleanse delicate surfaces
• Customise dilution for any job
• Tackle tough grime with ease
• Clean without harsh chemical smells

Powerful, Residue-Free Cleaning

Unlike traditional cleaners that contain dyes or strong fumes, Nonsense is pH-balanced and free from colouring agents, making it safe for both surfaces and users. It effortlessly breaks down coffee, grease, wine, pet stains, and more in seconds, leaving nothing behind but a spotless finish.

Versatile & Highly Concentrated

Dirt and grime don’t stand a chance against Nonsense! Strong enough to cut through heavy messes yet gentle on fabrics and carpets, this super-concentrated formula maximises cleaning power. Just 1 gallon of concentrate makes 20 gallons of ready-to-use cleaner.